Taken from old blog…

You know when I was about 17, I would crawl out of bed on a Saturday afternoon after being out all night with friends only to find my MOTHER doing her Jane Fonda exercises.I would quickly grab the closest phone and start making plans for the evening. I would pass her in the living room…1 and 2 and 1 and 2 …BREATH….I would just roll my eyes and think OMG why does she try to kill herself doing that crap? ” You know, one of these days little girl your gonna have to do this to, you should start now” she would say ” your never to young to exercise” HA! Seems like daily she would try to lure me into her hour of exercise hell….I must say my mother has always had a body younger then her years… But at 17 HELL NO I was busy running myself ragged with friends..you see I would NEVER get that old…never so old that I would have to jump on the “lets get fit bandwagon”

Yesterday, I bought Tony Littles gazelle work out equipment... Damn I swear she must have been putting some magical spell on me all those years ago….It just does not seem possible that I got this flabby all because of nature..would nature pull such a shitty trick on me…..YES

I bought a bag of those GOOD cookies the other day and I am going to eat one each day till it arrives, at which time I will commit myself to exercise for 2 whole weeks non stop. I figure if it is going to work it will start letting me know by then.

Thanks Mom, I hope you and Jane are happy now!

So stay tuned I will try to track my progress on my blog this should be entertaining…

yours truly,

Flabby Ass

( not for long I hope)